Recently my human's mate made some changes around the house, and I'm not happy about them at all. In fact, I'm bite the mailman mad. How can I get the rest I need to adequately protect the place when they're gone when my bed has been moved off the love seat to the FLOOR?!?
Is this how you treat a member of the family? I'm being treated like a dirty dog. I tried to show my displeasure by pretending I was asleep on the sofa and refusing to get off when she yelled at me to get down. Now there's this big black thing on the sofa, and there's no room for me to get up there. What's a beagle to do?
As if that isn't bad enough, tonight my human's mate and their son both forgot to feed me. I had to wait for my human to finally get home from work. Boy, was I glad to see him, not least of all because it meant I could finally eat. Still, I had to voice my displeasure. So I gave him an earful. I really did. I think he got the point.
You better believe I'll find a way to pay them back for disrespecting me. Maybe I'll throw up on the carpet again. I love doing that to her, especially when my human's gone. That way she has to clean it up. Then he'll get an earful from her next time when he gets home. That'll show them both who's boss.
Bark. Bark. Howl.
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